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25 Most Ridiculous Toys Ever Conceived

Some are silly, some are strange, some are offensive, and some are actually sort of cool. These are the 25 most ridiculous toys ever conceived.


25
Thumb Wrestling Set

If you enjoy this toy you can also look into their high five kit and hand shake accessories.









24
B'Loonies

You blow them into shapes…kind of like you blow balloons into shapes…except these aren’t balloons…they’re b’loonies and they are apparently made out of highly flammable materials.







23
Toy Airport Scanner

In this brave new world it’s good to get kids used to airport cavity searches when they’re young.









22
Poo Poo Bear

What relationship the bear is supposed to have with poop is not exactly clear.










21
Kabba Kick

It seems that Japan already has high enough suicide rate without toys that make shooting yourself in the head fun.









20
Jibba Jabber

Whenever you shake this dolls neck it starts to make noises and the only way to silence it is to ring harder. It’s always good to see toys instilling honorable, life preserving habits in the next generation.






19
Children's ATM

At least teaching capitalism beats teaching suicide and murder.










18
Shaveable Hairy Baby

Yes, you live in a world where children can shave hairy babies.










17
My Cleaning Trolley

For all the little girls with lofty janitorial aspirations.










16
iPotty

Makes potty training fun!











15
Playmobil Hazmat Set

Well, at least it’s not as bad as the airport scanner.










14
Fish Cleaning Set

Now you can teach your kid how to skin a fish without all the blood and guts.









13
Shimajiro The Toilet Training Tiger

It’s a simple concept really – 1 tiger, a couple buttons, and 2 allegedly pro-potty sayings.









12
The Avenging Narwhal

Quoted directly from the box – “It comes with 4 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale!”









11
Hitler Doll

This sums up exactly what is wrong with the world.










10
Lego Concentration Camp

And this.











9
TheO Ball

Remember when kids didn’t used to need smart phones inside their balls to go play outside?









8
Space Monolith

It’s a rock. From space. But not really.











7
Gun O’ Clock

Wake up like a man as you shoot your alarm clock into silence.










6
Ran Over Cat

Who says road kill can’t be fun?











5
Playskool Safe Cracker Set

A great way to get your kids started on their life of crime early.










4
Mini McDonalds

If that doesn’t work then just get them a drive through. It’s good to prepare your little ones for their future vocations before they leave the home.








3
Inflatable Titanic Slide

This is just wrong a whole lot of different levels.










2
Pregnant Baby

In case you couldn’t tell the pregnant baby’s baby is also having a baby. It’s an infinite regression of pregnant babies…







1
Imaginext Mega Apatosaurus by Fisher Price

Ridiculous doesn’t always have to be bad. It’s a dinosaur that shoots rockets. There is nothing more ridiculously cool than that.