Meanwhile in Church…

Child abuse? – Outrage sparks over Catholic priest beating the devil out of young children during a preventive exorcism!

A priest yanks hard on children’s hair and kicks one up the backside as he tries to avoid him in this astonishing video filmed inside a Brazilian church. The images have caused controversy throughout south America where the footage is going viral. The youngsters are said to have been preparing for their First Communion and the unnamed holy man was reported to have been giving them an unorthodox blessing. “This is still better than what the last priest did to us” – The kids.

“Stop playing with me n*gga!”

This ghetto monkey is a god damn gangster, the Cookie Monster of fruit if you will, can swallow a banana faster than Kim Kardashian!

Monkey ate like 10% of the banana each time. Terrible banana efficiency. That’s why there’s no money in monkey business. Sad to see that little guy have to live his entire life in a cage though. Primates are meant to roam around and be gangsters in the jungle.

Meanwhile in Australia… Aussie "I'm good from behind"

Full time sex god, part time Tennis player Daria Gavrilova says she is ‘Good From Behind’ in post match interview, follows it up like a savage with confirming tweet!

Daria Gavrilova had a classic slip of the tongue while discussing her comeback win on Friday night, leaving the Australian Open crowd roaring with laughter. But it was her follow up tweet that gave a nation of red blooded Australians erections. One winky face = I can’t believe I said that. Two winky faces = I want you to think I’m actually good from behind but I’m just trying to be cute. Three winky faces = I’m actually good from behind, you have no idea. Sends an sexual chill through your entire body, does it not? Do you, girl. Do you. That’s exactly how you put yourself on the map.

Drunk Girl Tries To Hijack An Uber and Destroys His Car!

Drunk girl attacks an Uber driver then trashes the inside of his car before walking away with his keys, and if a man did this he would have been knocked out straight away!

The police finally showed up after this video ends. The girl was in a taxi cab about to leave when the showed up and they had to stand in front of the taxi and tell him to stop. The girl eventually got up from the area the cops had told her to sit and wait, and tried to walk away from the scene. Once in handcuffs, she then tried kicking some of the police officers on the scene. It was only when they put her in the police car that she started crying, apologising, and claiming that she would lose her medical license (she claimed to be a neurologist) if she got arrested.

One Seriously Determined Cop

Determined motorcycle cop chases thugs through the favelas of Brazil, and the chase ends in a surprising fashion!

Brazilian policeman chases two suspects through crowded São Paulo streets. After a while the suspects gets stuck in a crowd. One man then ditches, but the other continues on. The officer proceeds to chase the driver until he gets smashed by a white van. The suspect was subsequently arrested.