Art'einsky: November 2013

25 Most Ridiculous Toys Ever Conceived

Some are silly, some are strange, some are offensive, and some are actually sort of cool. These are the 25 most ridiculous toys ever conceived.

25
Thumb Wrestling Set

If you enjoy this toy you can also look into their high five kit and hand shake accessories.

24
B'Loonies

You blow them into shapes…kind of like you blow balloons into shapes…except these aren’t balloons…they’re b’loonies and they are apparently made out of highly flammable materials.

23
Toy Airport Scanner

In this brave new world it’s good to get kids used to airport cavity searches when they’re young.

22
Poo Poo Bear

What relationship the bear is supposed to have with poop is not exactly clear.

21
Kabba Kick

It seems that Japan already has high enough suicide rate without toys that make shooting yourself in the head fun.

20
Jibba Jabber

Whenever you shake this dolls neck it starts to make noises and the only way to silence it is to ring harder. It’s always good to see toys instilling honorable, life preserving habits in the next generation.

19
Children's ATM

At least teaching capitalism beats teaching suicide and murder.

18
Shaveable Hairy Baby

Yes, you live in a world where children can shave hairy babies.

17
My Cleaning Trolley

For all the little girls with lofty janitorial aspirations.

16
iPotty

Makes potty training fun!

15
Playmobil Hazmat Set

Well, at least it’s not as bad as the airport scanner.

14
Fish Cleaning Set

Now you can teach your kid how to skin a fish without all the blood and guts.

13
Shimajiro The Toilet Training Tiger

It’s a simple concept really – 1 tiger, a couple buttons, and 2 allegedly pro-potty sayings.

12
The Avenging Narwhal

Quoted directly from the box – “It comes with 4 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale!”

11
Hitler Doll

This sums up exactly what is wrong with the world.

10
Lego Concentration Camp

And this.

9
TheO Ball

Remember when kids didn’t used to need smart phones inside their balls to go play outside?

8
Space Monolith

It’s a rock. From space. But not really.

7
Gun O’ Clock

Wake up like a man as you shoot your alarm clock into silence.

6
Ran Over Cat

Who says road kill can’t be fun?

5
Playskool Safe Cracker Set

A great way to get your kids started on their life of crime early.

4
Mini McDonalds

If that doesn’t work then just get them a drive through. It’s good to prepare your little ones for their future vocations before they leave the home.

3
Inflatable Titanic Slide

This is just wrong a whole lot of different levels.

2
Pregnant Baby

In case you couldn’t tell the pregnant baby’s baby is also having a baby. It’s an infinite regression of pregnant babies…

1
Imaginext Mega Apatosaurus by Fisher Price

Ridiculous doesn’t always have to be bad. It’s a dinosaur that shoots rockets. There is nothing more ridiculously cool than that.

NASA Received An SOS Call From Another Galaxy [video]

NASA detected, intercepted, and decoded a mathematically-based distress signal from a purportedly doomed planetoid outside our own galaxy.

The article was written by two journals. NASA simply managed to not get much publicity. At that time the newspapers wrote very little about this issue. When after thirteen years managed to decrypt the message fails to hide from the media

The signal was detected in January of 1998 but, however and as it might be expected, it took many years to properly decode the message. NASA experts claim to have intercepted an intergalactic distress call from an alien civilization that had already peaked and was actually dying when saber-tooth tigers still roamed the earth.

Russian superior officer in ex-Soviet Union’s army Dr. Victor Kulakov told “Universe” that the signal emanated from a point beyond the galaxy nearest to our own, Andromeda, and was sent by beings that had apparently achived a civilization no more advanced than our here on Earth.

” The simple fact that we received and decoded the message proves beyond any doubt that their knowledge and technology were, at the very best , within our reach ” Dr. Kulakov explained.

“And while there are years of study ahead of us, i can say with certainty that the death of their civilization was not the result of some cosmic catastrophe. It was the result of the civilization turning on itself, possibly with devastating nuclear weaponry “.

Dr. Kulakov flatly refused to provide either of the magazines with a transcript of the message, but he did say it began with the plea,
“Help us,” and went on to give data pinpointing the exact position of the doomed planet.

“There was a quite lucid account of apocalyptic devastation, hellish explosions, widespread death and terminal illnesses ” he said.

” A shower of meteors ? Perhaps. But what strikes me and this is just a feeling, is an underlying acceptance of guilt. It’s if the senders of the message are acknowledging blame for what happened .”

“Whatever it was, they apparently had no means to evacuate the remaining population. Interplanetary space travel was available to them, but only in a very limited level. The message makes it very clear that they were trapped on their world ” said Dr. Kulakov.

Surprising world's smallest car [video]

A Road Legal Electric Peel P50 hot off the production line being taken through an initial shakedown test.

Like the original Peel Engineering company back in the 1960s. All our Peels are driven long distances to make sure they are absolutely reliable and well tested before being sent off to their new homes.

Female weapons for self-defense

Women from around the world celebrate November 25 a day against violence. To mark this date, we have prepared an overview of the most effective and original weapon for the fairer sex, with which fight violence will be much easier.